ADULT NURSERY RHYMES
1947 CHERRY HILLS DRIVE: THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT
THIS IS THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
THIS IS THE "CHEESE" THAT PAID FOR THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
THIS IS JACOB, WHO PRAYED FOR THE "CHEESE", THAT PAID FOR THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
THIS IS THE JOB THAT JACOB GOT. JACOB WHO PRAYED FOR THE "CHEESE",
THAT PAID FOR THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
THIS IS SHELIA, WHO SIAD "IT FELT LIKE FATE" TO QUIT THE JOB
THAT JACOB GOT. JACOB WHO PRAYED FOR THE "CHEESE"
THAT PAID FOR THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
THEN HERE IS TONY, WHO MADE SHELIA FEEL LIKE
"IT WAS FATE" TO QUIT THE JOB, THAT JACOB GOT.
JACOB WHO PRAYED FOR THE "CHEESE"
THAT PAID FOR THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
HERE IS THE RING THAT TONY BOUGHT AND GAVE TO SHELIA.
WHICH MADE HER FEEL LIKE "IT WAS FATE" TO QUIT THE JOB THAT JACOB GOT.
JACOB WHO PRAYED FOR THE "CHEESE"
THAT PAID FOR THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
SEE THE JEWELER, WHO SOLD THE RING, THAT TONY BOUGHT AND GAVE TO SHELIA
WHO FELT "IT WAS FATE" TO QUIT THE JOB THAT JACOB GOT. JACOB WHO PRAYED FOR THE "CHEESE"
THAT PAID FOR THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
THE PREGANT WOMAN IS THE WIFE OF THE JEWELER, WHO SOLD THE RING
THAT TONY BOUGHT AND GAVE TO SHELIA, WHO FELT "IT WAS FATE" TO
QUIT THE JOB THAT JACOB GOT. JACOB WHO PRAYED FOR THE "CHEESE"
THAT PAID FOR THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
SEE THE NOW "TO SMALL HOUSE" OF THE PREGNANT WOMAN, WHO'S MARRIED TO THE JEWELER.
WHO SOLD THE RING TO TONY. TONY WHO BOUGHT THE RING AND GAVE IT TO SHELIA. WHO FELT "IT WAS FATE" TO QUIT THE JOB THAT JACOB GOT. JACOB WHO PRAYED FOR THE "CHEESE" THAT PAID FOR THE HOSUE THAT GOD BUILT.
HERE IS THE LOT, OF THE JEWELER, WEHRE GOD SAID, BUILD A HOUSE WITH BRICKS AND RULERS. THE HOUSE
THAT IS NOW "TO SMALL" FOR THE PREGNANT WOMAN WHOS MARRIED TO THE JEWELER, WHO SOLD THE RING TO TONY. TONY WHO BOUGHT THE RING AND GAVE IT TO SHELIA. WHO SAID "IT WAS FATE" TO QUIT THE JOB THAT JACOB GOT. JACOB WHO PRAYED FOR THE "CHEESE" THAT PAID FOR THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
ON 1947 CHERRY HILLS DRIVE, SITS THE LOT OF THE JEWELER, WHERE GOD SAID BUILD A HOUSE WITH BRICKS AND RULERS. THE HOUSE THAT IS NOW "TO SMALL" FOR THE PREGNANT WOMAN, WHO IS MARRIED TO THE JEWELER, WHO SOLD THE RING TO TONY, WHO BOUGHT AND GAVE IT TO SHELIA. SHELIA WHO SAID "IT WAS FATE" TO QUIT THE JOB THAT JACOB GOT, JACOB WHO PRAYED FOR THE "CHEESE"
THAT PAID FOR THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
THIS IS THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
THIS IS THE "CHEESE" THAT PAID FOR THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
THIS IS JACOB, WHO PRAYED FOR THE "CHEESE", THAT PAID FOR THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
THIS IS THE JOB THAT JACOB GOT. JACOB WHO PRAYED FOR THE "CHEESE",
THAT PAID FOR THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
THIS IS SHELIA, WHO SIAD "IT FELT LIKE FATE" TO QUIT THE JOB
THAT JACOB GOT. JACOB WHO PRAYED FOR THE "CHEESE"
THAT PAID FOR THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
THEN HERE IS TONY, WHO MADE SHELIA FEEL LIKE
"IT WAS FATE" TO QUIT THE JOB, THAT JACOB GOT.
JACOB WHO PRAYED FOR THE "CHEESE"
THAT PAID FOR THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
HERE IS THE RING THAT TONY BOUGHT AND GAVE TO SHELIA.
WHICH MADE HER FEEL LIKE "IT WAS FATE" TO QUIT THE JOB THAT JACOB GOT.
JACOB WHO PRAYED FOR THE "CHEESE"
THAT PAID FOR THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
SEE THE JEWELER, WHO SOLD THE RING, THAT TONY BOUGHT AND GAVE TO SHELIA
WHO FELT "IT WAS FATE" TO QUIT THE JOB THAT JACOB GOT. JACOB WHO PRAYED FOR THE "CHEESE"
THAT PAID FOR THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
THE PREGANT WOMAN IS THE WIFE OF THE JEWELER, WHO SOLD THE RING
THAT TONY BOUGHT AND GAVE TO SHELIA, WHO FELT "IT WAS FATE" TO
QUIT THE JOB THAT JACOB GOT. JACOB WHO PRAYED FOR THE "CHEESE"
THAT PAID FOR THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
SEE THE NOW "TO SMALL HOUSE" OF THE PREGNANT WOMAN, WHO'S MARRIED TO THE JEWELER.
WHO SOLD THE RING TO TONY. TONY WHO BOUGHT THE RING AND GAVE IT TO SHELIA. WHO FELT "IT WAS FATE" TO QUIT THE JOB THAT JACOB GOT. JACOB WHO PRAYED FOR THE "CHEESE" THAT PAID FOR THE HOSUE THAT GOD BUILT.
HERE IS THE LOT, OF THE JEWELER, WEHRE GOD SAID, BUILD A HOUSE WITH BRICKS AND RULERS. THE HOUSE
THAT IS NOW "TO SMALL" FOR THE PREGNANT WOMAN WHOS MARRIED TO THE JEWELER, WHO SOLD THE RING TO TONY. TONY WHO BOUGHT THE RING AND GAVE IT TO SHELIA. WHO SAID "IT WAS FATE" TO QUIT THE JOB THAT JACOB GOT. JACOB WHO PRAYED FOR THE "CHEESE" THAT PAID FOR THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
ON 1947 CHERRY HILLS DRIVE, SITS THE LOT OF THE JEWELER, WHERE GOD SAID BUILD A HOUSE WITH BRICKS AND RULERS. THE HOUSE THAT IS NOW "TO SMALL" FOR THE PREGNANT WOMAN, WHO IS MARRIED TO THE JEWELER, WHO SOLD THE RING TO TONY, WHO BOUGHT AND GAVE IT TO SHELIA. SHELIA WHO SAID "IT WAS FATE" TO QUIT THE JOB THAT JACOB GOT, JACOB WHO PRAYED FOR THE "CHEESE"
THAT PAID FOR THE HOUSE THAT GOD BUILT.
MISERY LOVES COMPANY
There once was a girl named Misery,
who loved to entertain.
She had many friends, and when they come to visit,
they all leave the same.
Not that she would plan anything.
You were welcome to come complain.
It's just at misery's house, every things "A damn shame".
Once she killed joy, had to poop at a party, wet a blanket and talk about her worry wart.
All the while looking like a stick in the mud.
But boy does Misery loves company. Really!
Come by anytime. She would love to hear your problems
There once was a girl named Misery,
who loved to entertain.
She had many friends, and when they come to visit,
they all leave the same.
Not that she would plan anything.
You were welcome to come complain.
It's just at misery's house, every things "A damn shame".
Once she killed joy, had to poop at a party, wet a blanket and talk about her worry wart.
All the while looking like a stick in the mud.
But boy does Misery loves company. Really!
Come by anytime. She would love to hear your problems
THERE WAS AN OLDER WOMAN
There was an older woman
who lived by the zoo
she had six kids,
and didn't know what to do.
No parties, no toys.
For the girls or the boys.
No desserts or treats
no going out to eat.
With no husband or "A Man"
who can afford it? Maybe you can.
Needless to say,
her kids ran the streets
and that's where you'll find them
fed, full and fast asleep.
There was an older woman
who lived by the zoo
she had six kids,
and didn't know what to do.
No parties, no toys.
For the girls or the boys.
No desserts or treats
no going out to eat.
With no husband or "A Man"
who can afford it? Maybe you can.
Needless to say,
her kids ran the streets
and that's where you'll find them
fed, full and fast asleep.
Ode to Humpty Dumpty
I'll start when Humpty Dumpty was a child.
He grew up free, young and wild.
He did what he wanted
and never could wait.
Safety was not an issue
and so went his fate.
Everyone warned him,
"Don't do it, you'll fall".
But No one could stop Humpty
From climbing up that wall.
I'll start when Humpty Dumpty was a child.
He grew up free, young and wild.
He did what he wanted
and never could wait.
Safety was not an issue
and so went his fate.
Everyone warned him,
"Don't do it, you'll fall".
But No one could stop Humpty
From climbing up that wall.